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rothschildreptillionaire:

Last thing my haters see

(Source: lonewolfisme, via nasturbate)

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

(via conscires)

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via fake-mermaid)

osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

(Source: objectifications, via neatpotatoes)

vinegod:

Why wouldn’t you join in?? by ScottySire

(via dutchster)

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod, via diet-tampon)

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via clestroying)

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