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I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

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(Source: avoxified, via declanarry)

hi:

well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

(via d0nn0)

thahalfrican:

everyone should try to be a little more like lord disick

(Source: well-fuck-you-anyway, via hotboyproblems)

porndirector:

When I get hit on

(via bastille)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via australian-government)

hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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thanks

(via lubricates)

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(Source: australiansanta, via australian-government)

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

(via hotboyproblems)

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